Bored

I should get monkey. I think that would make life a lot less boring. I'm not sure what my apartment rules are for monkeys are though. I can have a cat with a deposit, so I don't see why I couldn't have a monkey. Think about it...how cool would it be to have a monkey. It's almost the same has having a child, but you can put it in a cage without getting a visit from social workers.

I could even take the monkey to work. I bet I could teach it to edit video or something. If nothing else it could just sit and make monkey faces at people who yell at me. Or I could teach it to go to Vend-o-Land and get me a Coke. A monkey is always a good idea.

Anyone know a good monkey salesman?